10 More Reasons a Massage is Better than Sex…

 10 More Reasons a Massage is Better than Sex…

  1. No one ever sought help for a massage addiction;
  2. Size is no importance to her;
  3. She will never tell you that you are too heavy for her;
  4. You never have to satisfy her;
  5. She never complains about the laundry;
  6. The only after smells will be fragrant creams and oils;
  7. You never will lay awake wondering if she will be in the mood;
  8. You can be ready at a moment’s notice;
  9. She will never comment on any natural emissions, drips or noises;
  10. The only thing she needs to hear is what time next week. 😉

“Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter”. — Izaak Walton.

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